[Philo-Junius]

And bathing seven times in the Jordan will cure leprosy.

That’s biblical, too, isn’t it?

Or should we jettison any of the parts we find to defy our understanding of natural law, like Jefferson?

[Mad Dawg]

Something also about a certain Nazarene making clay from his own spittle and the dust, smearing it on a blind man's eyes and telling him to go wash in a pool called Siloam (which means "sent")?

Yep, we know it's false because, well, because, uh, well, it just is, so there.