You said: cue laughing dog.
The dog may be laughing, but because of the continued attacks against the Church founded by Jesus Christ, the worm is turning too.
The church founded by Jesus Christ is the entire Body of Christ; not one denomination or edifice, but every single one of us who professes and confesses Jesus Christ as Lord and Saviour.
I don’t know of any Prottys hereon the least bit attacking
The Church Universal founded by Jesus The Christ.