More proof that you're not me... or.. that... I'm not you.
Don't listen to him, he's always sick and always on vacation.
No I'm not, I'm hardly ever sick.
What, you don't think schizophrenia is a sickness?
Shut up!
No, You shut up.
I gotta go.
Wait for me.
We need the Lord High Protector, KOETT, etc., etc. to decide if B-D gets to be P-Marlowe on Wednesdays. I say he can’t because he’s assigned P-M on Fridays, and even then he’s not signed an exclusivity contract. He says that it’s gotta be on Wednesdays, and besides, I should shut up, since a calendar is a list.
First, a calendar isn’t a list. If it were, you could make a pun like “calendar-less” and it would be funny like “listless” is when you say it. When was the last time you chuckled when someone said, “I am too calendarless to keep calendars.” (You’ll get no “Rotfol” outta me over that one.)
Second, he is in EST, and I am in EST, so Wednesday was over 10 minutes ago. Since he wasn’t P-M officially on Wednesday, then he couldn’t have been P-M on Wednesday. If he was he would have been, but since he wasn’t he isn’t.