I should have used a /sarc tag but I thought you'd see my point. Stop using the "shortage" bogeyman when you're real beef is some kind of perceived oppression.
Find a feminized clergy and you find a paucity of men altogether, a doctrine that changes with the social and political winds, and an embrace of things which are the opposite of Christian teachings through the ages -- all with which I suspect you'd be completely comfortable, and why true "traditionalists" will tell you: the Episcopal/Methodist/Universalist/Church Of's are just down the street...
My church is also just down the street, and the majority of those in the parish, as in the rest of the country, side with me. :)