Oh heck why don’t why just save them some time.
If he becomes Catholic, Bush would be wrong because.
Catholics worship Mary and consider her a new member of the Trinity. Or more properly the God Quartet.
Catholics are cannibals.
Constantine stole Christianity from the true believers and set himself up as first Pope.
The Mass is a direct copy of the Babylonian Mystery, Cult of Mithras, Druid Sorcery, Noh Drama- take your pick.
Catholics think the Pope can never, ever be wrong. If he says all Catholics must write with their left hand. THey gotta do it.
Catholics worship dead people. Catholics call up the spirits of the dead and demand these spirits do their bidding. I mean that is the same thing as asking those in heaven to pray for us.
Catholics believe you can work or buy your way into heaven.
Mary again, Mary, blah, blah, blah, Mary, Mary, blah, blah, blah.
Catholics are prevented by shock troops of the Vatican from reading the Bible. The Bible’s they do read are heavily censored much like WWII military mail. Where the name Jesus appears in Protestant Bibles, Vatican censors have replaced it with the name of the current Pope.
The Vatican conspiracy One World Order still claims tax exempt status though they clearly make political endorsements all the time. The quest for world domination should not be funded by US taxpayers.
I think you forgot a few. Doesn’t the Pope chew AA batteries and shoot lightning bolts out of his fillings, which were stolen from concentration camp victims when he was in the SS?
awesome post, had me chuckling along....
man, have i heard all those over and over and over...
WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
This is the single most offensive post I have ever read on Free Republic.
LOL!
You just about covered it, but you left out one thing:
The Knights of Columbus put out contracts on people who give them trouble.
(I actually had a protestant man tell me one time the Knights were trying to kill him!)
LOL Classic!!!!!!
Wow! That explains why all my Bibles disappeared suddenly after JPII died ... then they (magickally?) reappeared a few weeks later ... subtly different. I've been trying to figure that one out for a couple of years, now.
It really is crazy to think people believe that crap! I remember when I first met a friend of mine and she asked me,since I had told her I was Catholic,what it was like to go to confession. At first I made up a bunch of wild and crazy things and laughed. And then I told her it was refreshing and I always felt closer to God after going through my thoughts and reflecting upon my sins and repenting. And that I appreciate the act of receiving a penance. And then I said WE DON’T WORSHIP MARY,just to get that out of the way! She is a baptist and we are very good friends now and have been for about eight years.
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LOL! That one always gets me.
ROFLMAO. I don’t think we are supposed to tell anyone these things. ;) Blessed to be RC!
Ah Ha!
YOU write for Bill Mahr, don’t you!
(ok..Joke on your Joke)
Stop telling everyone our secrets! Now I gotta go to the my evil Irish Catholic Legal Clubs to plot to take over the judiciary :)