It is difficult to be charitable with the uncharitable, or to show love to those who come to these threads with malicious black hearts intent to pitch all manner of insults, slanders, slurs and sneering derision at your faith.
But it is nevertheless what we are called to do. Was not our very own Lord spat upon, beaten, ridiculed, sentence to the most ignominious death devised at that time? Yet out of love He turned the other cheek, allowed Himself to be led to the slaughter, a willing sacrifice. And how do we repay that love? By turning on our lost bretheren like wolves. He asks of us nothing more than what he has already shown can be done.
All who profess themselves Christians are slaves of Christ. No matter how mistaken or misguided, they are the property of their Master, as are we. A little charity is very cheap compared to the Price that was paid for whomever you are arguing with.
Get your popcorn here.
Extra bitterness and resentment modules are availabl on flash drives. 10 for a used indulgence memo, of course.
We have a few gritted-teeth dental appliances left for those who's grinding has been into overtime.
And for the first time ever, this season, we have some titanium replacement claws for those who really want to sink . . . . uhhhh . . . their claws . . . into the cause.
Sorry, though, we've had a run on Tums and Pepcid etc. Try some relaxation tecniques instead. Slow breaths 6-8 seconds in; 6-8 seconds out . . .
For those stiff necks, we suggest the Chinese masseurs down at the mall.
If the old fangs are getting dull, we do have a new Dremel attachment that many find quite handy--particularly before a slash and gnaw banquet.
We're trying to get some organ donations of new spleens for those who's spleens are over vented . . . but the supplier in China has been slow to reply. There's a rummor that a new company: RC RAGING ROBOTICS will offer a new nano-tech replacement soonish. No one seems to know what soonish means.
About all we've heard suggested for the over-pegged blood pressure guages and pressure problem is 3-4 teaspoons of Apple Cider vinegar in a glass of water daily or twice daily. Please let us know if it works. We'll get the word out.
We've heard that some folks are choking on their rosaries. Others are reportedly trying to chew them into powder in frustration. We're working with a supplier to design a new titanium micro beaded version so that--swallowed, they are inconsequential and they'd be too tough to chew into powder.
All, in all--chin-up. Keep the UNfaith. Keep those idolatrous kowtows going. Cheers.
/sar