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To: MarkBsnr
Have you established a routine at the Second City? This is hilarious.

Thanks, I'm here every Wednesday.

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple minutes later, he asked the priest, "Father, what causes arthritis?"

"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man," the priest replied.

"Imagine that," the drunk muttered. He returned to reading his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, turned to the man and apologized: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis, Father," the drunk said, "but I just read in the paper that the Pope does."

622 posted on 01/30/2008 9:53:53 PM PST by the_conscience (McCain/Thompson 08)
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To: the_conscience

lol.


630 posted on 01/30/2008 10:29:56 PM PST by Dr. Eckleburg ("I don't think they want my respect; I think they want my submission." - Flemming Rose)
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To: the_conscience

“I don’t have arthritis, Father,” the drunk said, “but I just read in the paper that the Pope does.”

LOL! Thanks for a funny start to my Thursday. BTW, I found a wonderful examination of the RCC claim that the Apostle Peter was the first pope. Will read more and get back.


639 posted on 01/31/2008 5:22:11 AM PST by Manfred the Wonder Dawg (Test ALL things, hold to that which is True.)
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To: the_conscience

Nice one. I hadn’t heard that before.


642 posted on 01/31/2008 5:35:44 AM PST by MarkBsnr (I would not believe in the Gospel if the authority of the Catholic Church did not move me to do so.)
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