Jesus never said to fly in an airplane either, but it is useful for getting to your destinction.
But I get what you are saying. You can't do it, so your are satisfied to just pooh-pooh it when others do it.
"You search the Scriptures, for in them you think you have eternal life; and these are they which testify of Me." (John 5:39)
"Then the brethren immediately sent Paul and Silas away by night to Berea. When they arrived, they went into the synagogue of the Jews. These were more fair-minded than those in Thessalonica, in that they received the word with all readiness, and searched the Scriptures daily to find out whether these things were so." (Acts 17:10,11)
Your "exegeses" of His Word make it "unbelievable".
Only to those who have nothing useful to compare it against.
And your emperor still is not wearing any clothes.
I'm a mere boot polisher -- you'll have to talk to the emperor about that.