If you are not a full preterist, then you must be a partial dispensationalist.
Levity is not allowed in the Religion section of FR.
A word was secretly brought to me,my ears caught a whisper of it. Amid disquieting dreams in the night,when deep sleep falls on men, fear and trembling seized me and made all my bones shake. A spirit glided past my face, and the hair on my body stood on end. It stopped, but I could not tell what it was. A form stood before my eyes, and I heard a hushed voice: “Never eat hot dogs with sauerkraut and chili with beer before going to bed!! And, by the way, we left you a classic Broadway tune to help explain the problem.”
Altogether now, “You say tomato; I say tomatoe, you say potato; I say potatoe, tomato-tomatoe; poatato-potatoe, let’s call the whole thing off.”
Dispensation of innocence (Gen 1:1–3:7), prior to Adam’s fall,
The Adamic Covenant -——— Dispensation of conscience (Gen 3:8–8:22), Adam to Noah,
The Noahic Covenant -——— Dispensation of government (Gen 9:1–11:32), Noah to Abraham,
The Abrahamic Covenant -——— Dispensation of patriarchal rule (Gen 12:1–Exod 19:25), Abraham to Moses
The Sinaitic Covenant -——— Dispensation of the Mosaic Law (Exod 20:1–Acts 2:4), Moses to Christ,
The Davidic Covenant
The Messianic Covenant ——— Dispensation of grace (Acts 2:4–Rev 20:3), the current church age.
Wow!! There’s enough heresy here to go to war over.