I am a Christian, plain and simple.
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BUT, BUT, BUT, sputter . . .
what about the MAGICSTERICALS!!!
AND !!!!TRADITION!!!!
and . . . all the
!!!!SACRED COMMITTEES!!!!
and, and, and . . .
fluster, fluster . . .
all the ecclesiastical bureaucrats! Yeah, what about them! They gotta drive BMW’s too!!!
and, and, and . . .
all the pontificating pontificals splitting hairs!!!!
You’ll force them to go on Shrillery Care!
And, and, and,
when you get to Heaven . . . how will God know what section to put you in????
and, and, and . . .
You sound like you believe that CHRIST’s BLOOD IS SUFFICIENT!
What if THAT leaks out! Why, Christians could be springing up everywhere . . . unCONTROLLED! . . . UNSHAPED, SLICED, DICED AND . . . CONFORMED! OH, THE HORROR OF IT!
HOLY SPIRIT LEFT TO LEAD THEM ON HIS OWN! OH DEAR!!!
WHAT A HERETICKLE!
Just a Christian. Harumph.
Next thing you know, they’ll be trying to REPLACE REPLACEMENTARIANS!
And THEN where would RUBBER BIBLE THEOLOGY MANGLING BE!
HARUMPH!
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