Just remember, you're always welcome home to a Protestant, Bible Believing church...
There is such a thing? What about:
Hah!!
The ELCA is a "Bible believing church". At least that's what they say and who are you to contradict them? They differ from you simply on the way certain texts should be understood.
Private interpretation of Scripture is a two-edged sword, my friend. Yes, it frees you from the great Roman papist ogre that wants to control your mind and damn you to hell. On the other hand, it also means that your protestations about the way other "private-interpreters" understand Scripture are just so much chin music.
The world is full of "bible believing churches". It's just that they can't agree on what it is they should actually believe.