ROTFL Oh yeah? I can remember making fun of a young man in my subdivision loading animals onto a boat before he even got it down to the docks - and that was during my first retirement. You?
I've been retired since 1992. For about 6 months I made house calls as the Computer Doctor. In those good old DOS days a very common problem was the inability to boot because Command Com (If I remember correctly) was corrupted. A diskette boot followed by SYS C: would fix the problem. After a quick disk check I would be finished in about 10 minutes. When I charged $30 for the house call people would get upset about my "gouging". My travel time and missed meal was meaningless to them. Of course, if I spent an hour doing nothing, lied to them, and charged $60 they'd be happy.
This "Doctor" really retired and never missed it for a day.
My grandchildren are way ahead of me in the use of windows and, while I can still repair my desktop, my super duper laptop scares the daylights out of me. I have no idea how to begin making a hardware upgrade or repair nor am I interested. I purchase a depot repair contract from HP and let them handle it.