If it’s not a Catholic Church, it’s Protestant. End of story.
... or Orthodox.
Metaphysical & New Age. Protestant?
Greek Orthodox. Protestant?
Russian Orthodox. Protestant?
Unitarian. Protestant?
Scientology. Protestant?
Christian Science. Protestant?
(Just to mention a few "Churches")
Oh Al! You poor man. I'm afraid you are becoming dotty in your old age.
Nope.