Do you believe Christ descended into hell, literally?
Do you believe in a purgatory as the Latin Church believes?
Were you with OJ Simpson the night his wife was murdered?
Quaking under the vicious onslaught of cross, the poor old Greek, having been well prepared by counsel to answer ONLY the EXACT question posed, quaveringly replies:
“Kolo, do you believe hell to be a literal place?”
NO!
“Do you believe Christ descended into hell, literally?”
NO!
“Do you believe in a purgatory as the Latin Church believes?”
NO!
“Were you with OJ Simpson the night his wife was murdered?”
I don’t specifically recall.
:)