[Tax-chick]

it's okay to kill babies before they're born since they aren't really who they are until birth.

Wow, I missed that!

I liked "the first thing a Catholic learns when he opens the Bible ..." though. The first thing I learned was, "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth, etc."

I wish the author had provided Scripture citations for his positions! (/s)

[irishtenor]

The first three words in my Bible are "Fine Moroccan Leather".

[narses]

Here's a great one:

"...Jesus started a Jewish religion..."