LOL! We've been taking turns going to Mass, one group in the morning and one in the evening, because our little boys have no volume control.
LOOK, JAMES, THERE'S JESUS ON THE CROSS!
IT'S JESUS ON THE CROSS, PAT!
JAMES, THERE'S FATHER WALKING UP THE AISLE!
FATHER'S WALKING UP THE AISLE, PAT!
JAMES, THERE'S BILL WITH FATHER!
THERE'S BILL! HI, BILL! I SEE YOU WALKING UP THE AISLE!
JAMES, BILL IS TURNING PURPLE!
LOL
My sister's boys (ages three and two) nearly came to blows the other day at Mass, during the consecration no less.
NOW IT'S THE BODY OF JESUS....
NO, IT'S THE BLOOD....
NO IT'S THE BODY.....
BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD...
at this point their mother had to intervene, while holding a newborn and stuck the oldest boy in between them. A lady came up to her after Mass and said "There's no doubt as to what's happening when they're here."
LOL!!! That sounds just like my 3 yr old!