Don't you just love people. I bet the judge could hardly suppress his laughter. And I would have LOVED to have been the guy's attorney.
But, but, your Honor! Religions involving intoxicating liquors and the flesh of ruminants reach back into the furthest bourne of human history. .....
Scotch would have to be beforehand, or afterwards (a nice Bordeaux - say Brane-Cantenac or Talbot - would be better with the lamb) but definitely single malt . . . Laphroaig 10 year old or MacAllan 18 sherry cask if living large . . .