I believe God did that at my baptism.
(What do I win?)
You still haven't said "yes". :-)
Be that as it may, if you had simply said "yes" at the beginning, you would have won the promotion. But while you were busy bickering over definitions, we had to fill the position and the promotion went to the other guy. (you know... the one who simply said "Yes").
So, are you going to sue?