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To: annalex; sitetest; BlackElk; mockingbyrd; xzins; redgolum; sandyeggo; Campion; adiaireton8; ...
"You know, it would be an interesting exercise to see evangelicals try to assemble at an Evangelical Ecumenical Council and hammer out just what are and are not the "fundamentals" of the Faith all evangelicals must agree upon to be considered orthodox Christians."

Look, one of the early church fathers said, "a journey of 1,000 miles starts with one step (and another early church father wrote an obscure corollary to it,"it is still a he-- of a long trip no matter how you look at it"). The Neeners have taken the first step by holding the virtual Council of Aaaargh to determine the ground rules for the council, however we have run into trouble since we don't have a list.

Not having a list is one of the "Fundamentals" perhaps the only "Fundamental" we have come up with. However brother (that term is not meant to start the whole discussion over again) "Neener for a Day" wagglebee has come up with a suggestion that we have an open bar and that may very well become the second "Fundamental" and I notice that brother (again the use of the term is not meant to waive a red flag)redgolum has made an excellent suggestion that we include beer and sausage in the Council. That suggestion could qualify him for "Neener for a Day" status. Both of these excellent suggestions will be brought up at the second annual virtual Council of Aaaargh being held in 2008 in Kansas City in conjunction with the proposed GRPL/Neener Mud Wrestling picnic. Now if any of you want to be invited to what should be a thrilling picnic and Council, just send you application along with other proposed "Fundamentals" to our immense leader, P-Marlowe (LPFOKETT GAHCOEEP-w/o*)
2,314 posted on 12/19/2006 7:13:20 PM PST by blue-duncan
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To: blue-duncan
LOL...As Chairman of ABE Ministries (Against Basically Everything), I am delighted to refuse your invitation
2,383 posted on 12/20/2006 2:58:47 AM PST by bornacatholic
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