When we have the next annual GRPL/neener mud wrestling picnic, perhaps we can set aside some time to come up with some novel, convenient traditions. From what I see on the various posts we don't need specific ancient writings detailing our traditions, just a mention of something close to what we want to support anything we can think of.
Maybe we should start a tradition suggestion list (oh, you would have to do that since neeners don't have lists)so we don't take too much time away from the picnic.