Now, dear heart, . . . please avoid getting your hopes up.
Pontifical traditional organizations are blessed with such ancient fossilized columns of truth that
THEY AND THEY ALONE
ARE AUTHORIZED TO ASK QUESTIONS and expect an answer.
THEY harumph, do NOT answer questions!
So shape up in your expectations.
[Oh, dear, there I go again. Maybe it was something in the teah I drank while waiting for the cone 10's to fall in the kiln? Or was it one of those skupposedly questionable revelations from the ethers having nothing to do with truth or reality or anything else edifying, supposedly. In this case, that might be right.]
Your use of the Virgin Mary in your "satire/humor" is both disgusting and offensive.