Yes, we did. You have to understand that we Cathoics were just dying (pun intended) to be unjustly attacked and put to the sword if we didn't convert. The Vatican, as you well know, owned all the good burial plots and so that is why we created Islam. It was a huge money-maker. Islam killed innocent Catholics and the Vatican charged their families an outrageous price to bury the martyrs and then we ripped-off their descendants by making up the whole purgatory scam and indulgences and what not. That is one reason we are so rich. With all that wealth, we bought tons of porn and we keep that in the Vatican archives. You do know we have the world's largest collection, huh?
After 450 years, the Vatican ran out of space to bury the dead so Pope Urban called a Crusade so we could steal some more land for burial plots so we could over-charge the families of martyrs. It was mor of the same old, same old.
It's all so esy when you just take the time to break it all down