[kstewskis]

As a middle child I was feeling quite neglected and decided to run away. (We lived out in the country, so there were plenty places to go.) I left in the afternoon and was gone for 4 hours. I came back right before dinner, and no one even knew I was gone! ; )

Funny story!

You know, another comeback that your Dad could have used on that drunk, was to brag that "the Mrs. likes to hide the remote control, she can't help herself!"

[Northern Yankee]

Too funny.

I don't think the remote was even invented yet... as a matter of fact, we probably still had the old RCA black and white tv. ; )