Oh, man, "liturgical dance"! Thank you! Some years ago I had the pleasure of viewing a couple young, barefoot "earth mothers", dressed in long white gowns, holding ribbons, cavorting about.
I'll tell you, I hadn't chuckled quietly with so much pleasure in years. It was totally ridiculous. It seemed they were saying, "Look at us! We are praising God better than you are! Nyah, nyah!" It looked like flag corps tryouts for the high school band.