Shame I didn't think of it before...I should have set up a little barbershop at GC2006! What I wouldn't give to get Vicky Gene or Susan Russell in my chair. I'd have had that thing specially wired for the occasion. Everytime a heresy flowed from their mouth, I'd hit 'em with 10,000 volts - not enough to fry them - just enough to act as a deterrence. Something like that "Barkless Collar" that keeps the family dog from making life miserable.
We had a new member at our Hunting Retriever club last Saturday. He asked, somewhat diffidently, "Do y'all use electronic collars?"
There was a huge chorus of "Uh-huh, yup, sure do," and one of our members piped up, "Mister Sparky is our Friend."