[blue-duncan]

"Neener churches serve better coffee. You won't find a rusty can of Yuban in our Church kitchen."

That's a big AMEN to that. Our donuts are fresh and you don't have to scrape the green stuff off of the danish either. You won't have to fumble with the old hymnals since the worship songs are on the overhead and the scripture is there along with the sermon outline so you can't go to sleep during the service or hide in the books.

[P-Marlowe]

Just to recap the thread it appears that while calvinists may be "cool", Neeners are a lot cooler.

Neener! Neener! Neener!

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We've got better coffee, better donuts, better Video screens and to top it off, we have shields and battle cries.

What have they got?

A ping list.

I rest my case.

[jude24]

Let's examine this analytically, shall we?

Our donuts are fresh and you don't have to scrape the green stuff off of the danish either.

Considering I'm one of those masochists trying to run my first marathon while in law school, danishes aren't exactly something I should be eating. (It's tough enough being a marathon runner with a weak spot for chocolate chip cookies.)

Neener churches serve better coffee

The uber-Reformed elder in my Presbyterian church is a Starbucks connoisseur. No Taster's Choice in this church. So we're okay coffee-wise.

You won't have to fumble with the old hymnals since the worship songs are on the overhead

I only use hymnbooks when I visit my parent's church. Most churches have gone to projectors.

the scripture is there along with the sermon outline so you can't go to sleep during the service or hide in the books.

Not a selling point. I have a non-traditional translation that I like to follow along in since it tells me all the Greek textual and transaltion issues.