"Wouldn't that get in the way of me learning how to scurry away from a previously held position? Being unaligned has its benefits."
You have just taken the neener oath and are officially unaligned with the neeners. You now can now use equivacations without any sense of guilt. The handshake will be administered sometime and the official credit card will follow as soon as the machine is fixed.
In the meantime, please forward your d.o.b., SS# and bank account information to my freepmail address.
We'll take care of ~everything~.
Oooh. Credit card. Can I get an expense account? I've had my eye on a new laptop for some time now.
Oh, and 30 pieces of silver would be particularly poetic.
"Come over to the Dark Side - we have cookies."