[PetroniusMaximus]

"The first time I came into contact with Calvinism, ..."

I hope you washed thoroughly afterwards!!!

:)

(just a little dig at my beloved Calvinist bretheren & sisteren... yall know I'm kidding)

[Mrs. Darla Ruth Schwerin]

Well, guess what? I don't care if you're kidding or not. Behave yourself and stop trying to show off!