Has anyone ever heard the "Lamb of God" that sounds like "99 bottles of beer on the wall" (or some siilar pirates' drinking song)?
Have not and have no urge to.
A few weeks ago I went to mass at a neighboring parish (b/c of mass times) and the choir director played a little number during the Alleluia that he ended by running his fingers up the keys...it sounded like something from a New Orleans burlesque show.
I love my parish.