Sounds vaguely Episcopalian.
It is clear you didn't sit through a lot of boring Episcopal sermons in the 1970s in which God didn't want us to be comfortable in church at all, with or without ritual. I'm surprised they didn't take out the pews so our feet would be aching at the end of service.
"I'm surprised they didn't take out the pews so our feet would be aching at the end of service."
I'm sure Kosta would suggest that that might have been a good start! :)