[P-Marlowe]

My schnauzer knows nothing but Meatybone. We both like it that way. I think God favors that approach, too.

I've tried preaching the gospel to my cat. He smiles and purrs and then goes outside and murders some innocent little furry animal and brings it back to me.

I don't think he quite gets it. When I talk about the blood of the lamb, he just licks his lips. (do cats have lips?)

[Dr. Eckleburg]

LOL. Never trust a cat, especially with Scripture.

I've tried tying the Gospel of Luke to a string and dangling it in front of our cat, but he just turns his back.

Heathen.