Any guy who sees this is gay.
You can't even claim your girlfriend dragged you to see it- if she is able to, then you are too gay for a girlfriend.
I predict the biggest box office flop of the year
But your first line is the truest thing I've read about this movie. If a male willingly sees this--whatever he tells anyone else--he's gay.
Your last line is already wrong, though. It's breaking records for per-screen ticket sales, and it was such a relatively low budget that it will probably make money. Women will see this; they don't need straight men to see it.
Any guy who sees this is gay.You can't even claim your girlfriend dragged you to see it- if she is able to, then you are too gay for a girlfriend.
(laughing) Man, you need to get those lines into the comments section of every site on the Net that reviews this movie. That's funny...
I think your prediction will come true. But nevertheless it will sweep the awards and be called one of the most significant motion picture experiences of the year.
Bareback Mountin'
Domestic Total as of Dec. 13, 2005: $749,833
The Chronicles of Narnia
Domestic Total as of Dec. 13, 2005: $74,186,139
Here's a potential experiment:
In one week's time, someone out there who knows about pirate video internet sites should check out how many are ripping off King Kong versus how many (if any) rip off Brokeback Mountain.
Any bets as to how hard it will be to find a pirated Brokeback Mountain torrent?
I predict that Brokeback Mountain is so bad even the internet movie pirate websites won't touch it.
My boyfriend told me the only way I would get him to this movie was if it was about 2 hot lesbian cowgirls.
ROFL!!!
ROTFL!