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To: Antioch

Any guy who sees this is gay.

You can't even claim your girlfriend dragged you to see it- if she is able to, then you are too gay for a girlfriend.

I predict the biggest box office flop of the year


3 posted on 12/14/2005 11:25:22 PM PST by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help...)
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To: Mr. K
I have no interest in seeing this movie, but frankly I don't think it's that big a deal--seems more like one of those movies that would die a quick death if people against homosexuality would just ignore it.

But your first line is the truest thing I've read about this movie. If a male willingly sees this--whatever he tells anyone else--he's gay.

Your last line is already wrong, though. It's breaking records for per-screen ticket sales, and it was such a relatively low budget that it will probably make money. Women will see this; they don't need straight men to see it.

5 posted on 12/14/2005 11:32:32 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (An agnostic who never, ever says "Happy Holidays")
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To: Mr. K
Any guy who sees this is gay.

You can't even claim your girlfriend dragged you to see it- if she is able to, then you are too gay for a girlfriend.

(laughing) Man, you need to get those lines into the comments section of every site on the Net that reviews this movie. That's funny...

7 posted on 12/14/2005 11:43:22 PM PST by snarks_when_bored
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To: Mr. K
I predict the biggest box office flop of the year

I think your prediction will come true. But nevertheless it will sweep the awards and be called one of the most significant motion picture experiences of the year.

Bareback Mountin'
Domestic Total as of Dec. 13, 2005: $749,833

The Chronicles of Narnia
Domestic Total as of Dec. 13, 2005: $74,186,139

9 posted on 12/14/2005 11:45:09 PM PST by Antioch (Benedikt Gott Geschickt)
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To: Mr. K
I predict the biggest box office flop of the year

Here's a potential experiment:

In one week's time, someone out there who knows about pirate video internet sites should check out how many are ripping off King Kong versus how many (if any) rip off Brokeback Mountain.

Any bets as to how hard it will be to find a pirated Brokeback Mountain torrent?

I predict that Brokeback Mountain is so bad even the internet movie pirate websites won't touch it.

14 posted on 12/15/2005 12:10:06 AM PST by pillbox_girl
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To: Mr. K

My boyfriend told me the only way I would get him to this movie was if it was about 2 hot lesbian cowgirls.


15 posted on 12/15/2005 12:10:16 AM PST by chae (R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero He lied, he cheated, he stole my heart)
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To: Mr. K
You can't even claim your girlfriend dragged you to see it- if she is able to, then you are too gay for a girlfriend.

ROFL!!!

41 posted on 12/15/2005 6:05:07 AM PST by Claud
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To: Mr. K
You can't even claim your girlfriend dragged you to see it- if she is able to, then you are too gay for a girlfriend.

ROTFL!

66 posted on 12/15/2005 8:57:37 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/ 1,000 knives and counting!)
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