This is beginning to sound like the JFK script...
So two conspiracy theorists die and go to Heaven.
After they’ve been the a few weeks, who should they bump into on the gold paved streets but God himself.
They get to talking and finally one says, “Uh, God, could you tell me who really shot JFK?”
God looks him in the eye and says, “Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone, shot JFK.” He continues, “Jack Ruby, acting alone, shot Lee Harvey Oswald.”
Dead silence.
The two conspiracy theorists look at each other. Finally one says,
“The conspiracy is deeper than we thought...”