[isthisnickcool]

Megachurches. Before you know it we will have gigchurches then terachurches followed by petachurches, exachurches, zettachurches. Then I expect we will have different flavors of churches. You'll have church-kabobs, church creole, church gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple church, lemon church, coconut church, pepper church, church soup, church stew, church salad, church and potatoes, church burger, church sandwich.....

[siunevada]

And, of course, you have to have a...

mega-pastor

Joel Olsteen

I don't know. He doesn't look that big on the TV.