[AGreatPer]

Heaven is overrated.

First ther is no beer.

Now, no animals?

Hmmmmmmm, which door do I want?

[Michael Goldsberry]

First ther is no beer.

LOL!

I was once married to a German woman. From that time, I learned the words to a song;

"In Heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink it here. And when we're gone from here... our friends will be drinkin' all our beer!"

[RobbyS]

Well, heaven is the ultimate high. What need is there for beer? You get the same buzz with no hangover.