[te lucis]

You forgot the Birkenstocks, they wear Birkenstocks.

I bought a pair of Birkenstocks a couple of years ago. They're supposed to be the most comfortable tings ever invented. It was sort of like trying to walk in snowshoes with pebbles in your socks. I should have just taken $90 out of my wallet & wiped my butt with it.

[Mark in the Old South]

But your intentions were good, that is all that matters to the Birkenstock crowd. Just don't put that ummm filthy lucre in the collection plate