Here are four: Fight with somebody else.
1 - I am not fighting,
2 - You posted to me on this thread,
3 - Your posts to me were noise, not substance,
4 - On this thread you challenge another poster's lack of substance,
5 - I point that out and ask you what subtance you've added,
6 - You then try to create a fight where none exists, why?
Here I am.