Can't you lighten up for five minutes?
You're like a friggin' machine. Do those lips ever turn up in a smile?
You need to remember what you've written if you want me to lighten up. You said I was "devoid of humanity", I was strident and hysterical and out of touch.
Doesn't sound too light-hearted to me. Sounds more like one of your customary slams.
Anyhow, I thought I was being pretty funny when I suggested the Vatican should try opening up some amusement parks while they were at it. And maybe a few restaurants.