Considering Weakland's proclivities, perhaps an unfortunate choice of words :-)
Uuuhhnnnhhh....I thought about that, too. My wife of 28 years, as well as every one of my 9 living children, would be surprised (understated) to learn that there could be more than one meaning to the terms.
Nope. I'm simply a persona non grata in an avocation-field up here, and I'm not gonna go Prot to pick up a $6K/year stipend. So I wait.