"Given that you are a schismatic, exactly why should ANYONE pay attention to your bleating?"
Why, indeed--unless they may suspect I am not a schismatic and am simply presenting the truth. You yourself obviously pay a lot of attention.
Yup, I'm paying attention. 4 hours of responding to you was assigned to me as an alternative to 500 years' sufferings in Purgatory. It seemed like a good deal at the time.