Old Man Schism,
That Old Man Schism,
He mus' know sumpin',
And won't say nothin',
He jes keeps rollin',
He keeps on rollin along.
You and me,
We sweat and strain,
Body all acin'
And racked with pain,
"Obey that Pope!"
"Accept his word!"
A little out of line,
And we land in Helll.........
I gets weary,
An' sick of tryin'
An' tired of livin',
An' scared of dyin,'
But Old Man Schism,
He Jes keeps rollin' along!
Young priest, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young priest, when the rites are unsound.
Young priest, find a chapel in town
There's no need to be schis-ma-tic.
Young priest, there's a place you can go.
I said, young priest, when you're tired of the N.O.
They are straight there, and I'm sure you will find
The confessional has a long line.
Avoid the gay at the s-s-p-x.
Avoid the gay at the s-s-p-x.