Did you claim to be Amish? I sure didn't.
We know what websites you frequent (secular/conservative political), so what radio stations/formats do you have pre-set in the car. You do own a car, don't you? You know, one of those noisy, polluting, ungodly things built by secular companies? Why do you think all those cars will be driver-less at the Rapture, if not because they're apostate? You don't own one of those Marks of the Beast, do you?