We can't afford original Michelangelos.
I regret if you find it offensive -- mostly because it implies something disordered in your ability to receive scripture and authentic theology.
I am sorry to be angry with you, but such a grave lack of discernment in one supposedly devoted to Tradition disappoints me to the bottom of my soul.
We can't afford original Michelangelos.Step across Canal Street, three blocks away, and into the French Quarter. I'm sure you'll find a street artist willing to give you whatever you desire, for a very affordable price. Then donate it to St. Patrick's.
I will be anxiously looking for your donation, when I return to New Orleans.