I don't profess to teach about "Christ". I discuss scripture and ideas. As far as my beliefs go, I'm an open book. As with any other source, people are free to take what they find useful, and reject the rest.
I'm not interested in proselytizing or converting anyone. I might make an exception in your case, though. You'd look nice perched on my trophy case. ;o)
I do not think Steve would want to sit next to me
Wouldn't that be considered a graven image? ;o)