Now I mean this, that each one of you is saying, "I am of Paul," and "I of Apollos," and "I of Cephas," and "I of Christ." and "I of Calvin" and "I of Wesley" and "I of Luther" and "I of Baptist" Excellent post.
The Protestant church has many names, but we are dead because we do not focus on the name of Christ.
I may have an alternative for you.... :-)
I am not interested in Thyatira (RCC Church) either :) I would much rather be involved with the Church at Philadelphia (brotherly love).
JM