Found a loophole in that plan already. If the stooge converted to something like Unitarian-Universalist, JR'd be up a creek at the next FReepathon. Given the U-U's all-inclusive belief system, there'd be nothing left to convert to at the next FReepathon.
Well, except maybe nihilism - and JR doesn't want to switch us to a Nihilist Forum, because there'd never be any posts in it.
We could talk about Seinfeld.
SD