Whoo boy! I know the recipes for moon pies and Little Debbies! We can rule the South after we also buy a taqueria chain to sell them in. We can also sell those cute little one dollar votive candles of the Queen of Heaven that are so popular. Some things never change, y'know.
The Protestant Relic Tour™:
-1- the Zippo Calvin used to set the fire under Servetus
-2- the last five of Luther's 100 Theses including the one that says, "If the Pope is the vicar of Christ, why does he wear a dress?"
-3- Zwingli's solo rendition of "Thanks for the Memories"
-4- the original prescription for "the soveraigne drugge Arminianisme" prescribed to Bonnie England from Dr. Jesuit to purge her Calvinism.