[P-Marlowe]

Creating and maintaining a database of the non-interested and non-consenting is another.

You don't know that they are not interested and you don't know that they are non-consenting. THEY'RE DEAD!

Keeping a data base is important so that they don't waste their time twice or three times. If they keep a data base, then they can keep their silly time wasting efforts to a minimum.

[TontoKowalski]

Keeping a data base is important so that they don't waste their time twice or three times. If they keep a data base, then they can keep their silly time wasting efforts to a minimum.

Then why the hell don't they just say, "JimmyJoe, I baptise you on behalf of all people, living or dead, who may or may not appreciate the effort you are making today."

And be done with it.