You say you are descended from John and Priscilla Alden of Mayflower fame, and British and Scottish royalty, and a member of Joseph and Judah's tribes. No doubt Queen Elizabeth II is a first cousin of yours, along with David Ben-Gurion thrown in as an uncle. It's heart-breaking that the cruel Israelis deported you, but they have enough nuts there already.
Ben, if you want to sell your book, you're in for a hard time. Sherbert W. Armstrong followers are a little out of the mainstream reading list, and for a very good reason.