[rintense]

Um... the title is a bit suspect, if you catch my drift.

[hope]

Remember how well the SALT II Treaty was adhered to? The KGB still lives...Hiding behind a form of demockery

[Yossarian]

(snicker)

I'm guessing you don't use the "finger" UNIX tool to find out what people are up to, do you?

How to find out a user's real name, terminal name, login time, office location or office phone number:
Step 1: Type "finger username";
Step 2: try to keep from laughing!